Captain Beaky shot his load,

Right up the arse of Timid Toad,

Now Timid Toad he smelled a rat,

So he slipped a length up Batty Bat,

Batty Bat let out a howl,

and grabbed the balls of Artful Owl,

Artful Owl said "I like that",

and gave a wank to Wreckless Rat,

Wreckless Rat he flipped his lid,

and tried to gobble Hissing Sid.

Now Captain Beaky went to court,

to face the charges Toad had brought,

The summons brought against them meant,

He'd fucked the Toad without consent,

"Is this true?" said Justice Pig,

Poor Timid Toad you tried to frig?

"Tis true", said Sid, "I saw it all ",

That Beaky's only got one ball.

"One ball or not", the Judge did say,

Poor Toad is in the family way,

Now Captain Beaky's off to Rampton,

To have six inches cut off his Hampton.