When the Lord made man, all the parts of the

body argued over who would be boss.

The Brain explained that since he controlled

all the parts of the body, he should be boss.

The legs argued that since they took the man

wherever he wanted to go, he should be boss.

The stomach countered with the explanation that

since he digested all the food he should be boss.

The eyes said that without them man would be helpless,

so they should be boss.

Then the Arsehole applied for the job.

The other parts of the body laughed so hard

that the Arsehole became mad and closed up.

After a few days the Brain went foggy,

The Legs got wobbly, the Stomach got ill,

the eyes got crossed and unable to see.

They all conceded and made the Arsehole Boss.

This proves that you don’t have to be a brain to be boss,

just an Arsehole!