ELEMENT: Woman

SYMBOL: WO

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary between 40-200kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in urban areas

 

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing freezes without known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states from Virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places

 

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
2. Absorbs quantities of substances
3. May explode spontaneously
4. Insoluble on liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol
5. Has great affinity for gold, silver and other precious stones

 

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in a sports car
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

 

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen

 

HAZARDS

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other.